What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What did the orphan do when he got punched? nothing cause his parents werent there! :)
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
