whats the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11...nothing there both crumbled
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk silly.
Try to make a joke. But not about yourself. Well I have nothing
Chrome turns you into chrome but there is a chrome back bling and it does nothing to you
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
what do you call it when you see nothing but pants? brief psychotic disorder!
whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
What did the orphan do when he got punched? nothing cause his parents werent there! :)
You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
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What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted Nothing much I just decided to go home
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing they are both just memories
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
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