Nothing jokes

What did a tree say to the tomato?

Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.

Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?

A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!

What did the orphan do when he got punched?

Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?

Nothing, they both crashed.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

Cool people: I can do anything.

Normal people: I can do nothing.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.