Nothing jokes
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.