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Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6AM but wake up at 7AM. And it's not even a joke.
Everyone if I am not online that is because i am on a Vaction so yea.
how did the ophan go to school not by his parents
Why didn't the twin towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
Stranger: knock knock Orphan: who’s there Stranger: not ur parents
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally
you know how all zodiacs have hairstyles...well not cancers
Knock knock, who's their? Europe, Europe who? No i'm not
Comment on this if you are some what like me. Depressed, Single, Gay, and acts like your not burning inside.
I gave a orphan a iPhone XR
Cause it does not have a home button
I am not making a noose I am making a unsubscribe button for life.
Man: Doctor where are you taking me Doctor: to the morgue Man: but I’m not dead yet Doctor: are we there yet
Hey dad are you finally back with the milk dad: yea but it's expired so ima go back to the ''milk store'' and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves? I'm not a-moosed right now.
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
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