Not jokes

Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.

Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.

Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.

These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

Boy: Spell ME.

Girl: M-E.

Boy: You forgot the D.

Girl: There is no D in ME.

Boy: Not yet.

Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.

One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

I'm not gay, dick.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.

If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.

I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."

He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"

"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."

Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.

Why did the midget not go to bed?

He couldn't reach the bed.