Not jokes
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Death
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.