This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills? Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday. Not a soul in sight.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb well it's not 53 cause my basements still dark
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind
Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
a man was in a court room, the judge said, ''what should this mans punishment be?'' a random guy ''OFF WITH HIS HEAD'' judge ''he shall give head to every man in this room'' the guy ''WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I SAID!!!''
How did the Shaggy defence become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
