Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...
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Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that
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Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
wanna know why to not joke about 911? They usually crash the party
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not
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Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
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What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
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it's not rape if you're both crying
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side
