Not jokes
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."