Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking
The number 13? Not on my watch
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did., not screaming and shouting ike his passengers.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature
How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
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People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back
A orphans parents
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock Knock...
Who' there?
Not your parents
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