Not jokes
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
This definitely works
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”