Not jokes
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
How to not exist: Kys.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.