I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.
Not Jokes
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
I did not.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
