Not jokes
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
I did not.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I love not much.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.