Nostalgia jokes

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.

Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.