Nostalgic

Nostalgic Jokes

I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.

I can't help myself I put it down on paper All the different stages, memories of us That's the only way I know that I can shake it Writing all our pages, every single thought I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic No, you've never tried to understand Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to I can't wait for you to recognize the stories Like when you said i was beautiful Will you act as if you haven't even heard it Nothing of it really matters 'Cause I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic Go back to the start to get an end Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Just to get over what we lost, what we lost I put it in words to clear my thoughts And just to get over, over us I had to, I had to Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to

sorry kenny?!

The Yo Mama song to end all yo mama jokes

if u kno what song this is parodying you get a cookie

Well, itā€™s a oooh, yo mama.

Ohhh, Yo Mama.

oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!

Yo mama so fat, she gotta bathe in Sea World.

Well, itā€™s a oooh, yo mama.

Ohhhh, YO MAMA!

Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!

Yo mama so slow she took 9 months to get the joke.

Your own motheeer makes me giggle

Her struggling to do taaaasks, see her belly wiggle.

HEY

Yo mama so fat she on both sides oā€™the family.

Yo mama so inbred her own famā€™ly tree

Looks like a spider web anā€™ yo mama so hairy

I thought it was King Kong I saw, that bitch is scary.

Yo mama so dumb a kid said ā€œgimme a fagā€

And in response she kidnapped Ricardo in a giant bag

Yo mama so blind, she drove through puppies in a blunder

I swear I almost thought the driver was Stevie Wonder

Yo mama so old, sheā€™s nostalgic for the big bang.

Drier than Sahara, that crusty old thang.

Well, itā€™s a oooh, yo mama.

Ohhh, Yo Mama.

oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!

Yo Mama so fat her picture still printing out

Well, itā€™s a oooh, yo mama.

Ohhhh, YO MAMA!

Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!

Yo mama so ugly I thought you had two dads

MMMMMMM

ahhhhhh

ohhhohoh

Your own motheeer, your own motheeeeerā€™s pussy is tight

Itā€™s not too dryyy or weeet itā€™s just right

Hey Mama!

I fucked her so hard, the bitch done passed out

but not before I creamed all over her and shout

ā€œIā€™M FUCKING THESE MOMS ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN!

Donā€™t care if sheā€™s 20 or 77!

Iā€™m doing all the moms all over the worlā€™

Even if they werenā€™t ā€˜riginally born a girl.

A pussyā€™s a pussy no matter who its from

Donā€™t care if that woman is smart or dumb!ā€

Thatā€™s the truth there, baby! Even if

yo mama too stupid to tell apart her own kid

or if sheā€™s so fugly, sheā€™s the reason why

Helen Keller, poor soul, went deaf and blind.

I want to fuck every MILF on Earth

it donā€™t matter how much her ass is worth

or if sheā€™s so poor, coal on Christmas is a treasure

Would I fuck her anyway? It would be my pleasure.

My body count so high canā€™t nobody top me

She said, ā€œIā€™ll call you Freddie Mercury cause I want you to rock me.ā€

I said, ā€œaiight bet! Canā€™t nobody stop me!ā€

Well, itā€™s a oooh, yo mama.

Ohhh, Yo Mama.

oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!

But yo mama still so poor Africans donate to her!