Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
I can't help myself I put it down on paper All the different stages, memories of us That's the only way I know that I can shake it Writing all our pages, every single thought I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic No, you've never tried to understand Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to I can't wait for you to recognize the stories Like when you said i was beautiful Will you act as if you haven't even heard it Nothing of it really matters 'Cause I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic Go back to the start to get an end Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Just to get over what we lost, what we lost I put it in words to clear my thoughts And just to get over, over us I had to, I had to Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
sorry kenny?!
The Yo Mama song to end all yo mama jokes
if u kno what song this is parodying you get a cookie
Well, itās a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo mama so fat, she gotta bathe in Sea World.
Well, itās a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so slow she took 9 months to get the joke.
Your own motheeer makes me giggle
Her struggling to do taaaasks, see her belly wiggle.
HEY
Yo mama so fat she on both sides oāthe family.
Yo mama so inbred her own famāly tree
Looks like a spider web anā yo mama so hairy
I thought it was King Kong I saw, that bitch is scary.
Yo mama so dumb a kid said āgimme a fagā
And in response she kidnapped Ricardo in a giant bag
Yo mama so blind, she drove through puppies in a blunder
I swear I almost thought the driver was Stevie Wonder
Yo mama so old, sheās nostalgic for the big bang.
Drier than Sahara, that crusty old thang.
Well, itās a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo Mama so fat her picture still printing out
Well, itās a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so ugly I thought you had two dads
MMMMMMM
ahhhhhh
ohhhohoh
Your own motheeer, your own motheeeeerās pussy is tight
Itās not too dryyy or weeet itās just right
Hey Mama!
I fucked her so hard, the bitch done passed out
but not before I creamed all over her and shout
āIāM FUCKING THESE MOMS ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN!
Donāt care if sheās 20 or 77!
Iām doing all the moms all over the worlā
Even if they werenāt āriginally born a girl.
A pussyās a pussy no matter who its from
Donāt care if that woman is smart or dumb!ā
Thatās the truth there, baby! Even if
yo mama too stupid to tell apart her own kid
or if sheās so fugly, sheās the reason why
Helen Keller, poor soul, went deaf and blind.
I want to fuck every MILF on Earth
it donāt matter how much her ass is worth
or if sheās so poor, coal on Christmas is a treasure
Would I fuck her anyway? It would be my pleasure.
My body count so high canāt nobody top me
She said, āIāll call you Freddie Mercury cause I want you to rock me.ā
I said, āaiight bet! Canāt nobody stop me!ā
Well, itās a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
But yo mama still so poor Africans donate to her!