My wife cheated on me with my brother She didn't have a sister so I improvised and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: Im not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I dont have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
yo mama so slow she took nine months to make the joke, thank god mine only took 6
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? about nine months and a day