Nickname jokes

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?

Poop Logg.

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.

What is your name?

My ankle is named Samantha.

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

What do [you] call Tyler Brown?

A spaz.

What's another nickname for a flat emo?

A copping boars.

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."

The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.

How do you get "Dick" from Richard?

Ask him nicely.

Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.

Mad Pussy.