Nickname jokes
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".