That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
little johnny name is little johnny
