Nickname jokes
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Stinky Steve.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."