Nickname jokes

Stinky Steve.

What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?

Poop Logg.

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?

A hoe hoe hoe.

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.

What is your name?

My ankle is named Samantha.

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

What do [you] call Tyler Brown?

A spaz.

What's another nickname for a flat emo?

A copping boars.

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.

How do you get "Dick" from Richard?

Ask him nicely.

I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."