Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Nickname Jokes
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.
Mad Pussy.
