Nickname jokes

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.

What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?

Pocahontas

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!

Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.

I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."

What do you call a rich Chinese man?

Cha-ching!

I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

What do you call a fat midget?

Jigglypuff.

My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂

Mad Pussy.

Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.