Nickname jokes

"My name is Dezz."

My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.

Hahaha :)

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They're both Headless.

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol

The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂

So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"

He says, "What's it to ya?"

So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"

Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.

When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?

"Fortnite"

What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?

Flinn Taylor.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

Stinky Steve.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!