Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
A NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR SHORT GF
LITTLE ANKLE BITTER MASTER YODA HASBULA MY LITTLE EWOK
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
After the drive by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What’s an orphans high school nickname
Lone stone
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea
Why did the orphan become a prostitude? So they could finally call someone daddy
my name is dezz
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
