Nickname jokes
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.