Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn MallorcađĽľ
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Hey Siri, whatâs in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, youâre so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! Youâre so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! Youâre so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
My dadâs nickname for me is âTigerâ.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Whatâs an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Thatâs why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
