Nickname jokes
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."