Nickname jokes

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"

He says, "What's it to ya?"

So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"

Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?

Pocahontas

Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"

Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"

Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

What is smegma name?

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Mad Pussy.

What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!