Nickname jokes
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
so unexpected 👌
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.