Nickname jokes

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?

A juice box...

I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."

I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

Why do people call priests "Father"?

Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."

Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"

He says, "What's it to ya?"

So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"

Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?

"Fortnite"

This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.