Nickname Jokes

Superman

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

Name

My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat

Penaldo

Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?

Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵

Lincoln

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Priest

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

Job

What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?

Snoozin' B. Anthony!

Girl

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.