Nickname jokes

I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

What is smegma name?

What do you call a flat emo?

A chopping block🖤

What does Ben 10 call his wife?

Humungouswhore

What do [you] call Tyler Brown?

A spaz.

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

Young Boy Never Walk again.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."

What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?

Klaustrophobic.

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

Mad Pussy.

How do you get "Dick" from Richard?

Ask him nicely.

What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?

A juice box...

Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?

I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

No one.

Why are priests called father?

I don’t know why.

Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.

What is your name?

My ankle is named Samantha.