Nickname jokes
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Memes
so unexpected 👌
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
"My name is Dezz."
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."