Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN
My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said "a little gas never killed anyone
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree He now knew how the Mercedes bends
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
What’s the twin towers favored foot ball team
: New York Jets
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression. It’s called Enditol.
what is al-qaeda's favorite football team? the new york jets
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
on september 11th 2001 the new york giants lost against the jets.
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp. Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.
