My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Most pakis are disabled.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
