Worst Jokes Ever
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
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What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."