Worst Jokes Ever

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.

How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

He wok-ed.

I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

Say, "Moommy."

You are fat.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!