Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.