Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
ISI?
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
