Worst Jokes Ever
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What would you do if you were killed?
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.