Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?

The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.

And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...

AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.