Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.

I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

Orphans don’t have parents, lol.

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

What is long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.

Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...

You are not alone.

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.

Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!

Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

I suppose that was a fair compromise!

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.

I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!