Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.

The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.