Worst Jokes Ever

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.

My heart says to stop because it hurts.

Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

Dee.

Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

My four conditions:

1. I need coffee.

2. I need vacation.

3. I need food.

4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!

I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they can call someone father!

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.