Worst Jokes Ever
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
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Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.