Worst Jokes Ever

Why are emos jealous of light?

The lights are hanging.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

...Because there's always a cast!

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"

Spiderman: "Yes."

Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."

Spiderman: "Why?"

Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.