Worst Jokes Ever
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
You look easy to draw.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.