Worst Jokes Ever
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they canβt find home base.
Daryll
Why donβt Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get βAβs.β
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.