Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
🌵funking prick!
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.