The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Worst Jokes Ever
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
Technoblade would love it here.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they got them correct, they’re deemed cured and free to go.
Jon was called into the doctor’s office first and asked if he understood that he’d be free if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, “Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?” Jon said, “I’d be half blind.” “That’s correct. What if I poked out both eyes?” “I’d be completely blind.” The doctor stood up, shook Jon’s hand, and told him he was free.
On Jon’s way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Jon mentioned the exam to Amanpreet. He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers. So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and asked, “What would happen if I cut off one ear?” Amanpreet, remembering what Jon had said was the correct answer said, “I’d be half blind.” The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. “What if I cut off the other ear?” “I’d be completely blind,” Amanpreet answered. “Amanpreet, can you explain how you’d be *blind*?” “My hat would fall down over my eyes.”
