Worst Jokes Ever
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."