Worst Jokes Ever
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.