Worst Jokes Ever
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Your mom!
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Fuck Roblox!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.