Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Worst Jokes Ever
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
