Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.