Worst Jokes Ever
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Orphan joke.
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Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.