Worst Jokes Ever
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
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Life is like a penis. It is short.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Your hairline goes back to China.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.