Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Tell who we are.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
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