Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
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What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
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There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.