I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Worst Jokes Ever
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Teenager: "OMG, Iām prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Hoi!
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
