Worst Jokes Ever
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.