Worst Jokes Ever
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!