A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
