Worst Jokes Ever

Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?

Strong to the finish.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.

We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.

One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."

The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".