Worst Jokes Ever
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."