Worst Jokes Ever
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!