Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Dark humor.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
