Worst Jokes Ever
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Your mom's hot.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.