Worst Jokes Ever
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Rape is a touchy subject.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!