Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?

A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)

The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.

Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.

Why do orphans always come back?

Because I love cock.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?

Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.

Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.

You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: ______

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.

“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”

I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.

Found out I’m worth $3.97.

My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.

Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.