I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
Worst Jokes Ever
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.
"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.
"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."
The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"
She said, "Not everybody paid."
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
