Worst Jokes Ever
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
pp hi
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."