Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Ummmm 67.

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.