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Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
WJE officially a gone memory.
