Worst Jokes Ever

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

How many children does Explain Bear have?

I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

I moved so much stone today.

I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.

Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?

Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈

Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:

Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?

Because he wanted grapes.