Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."