I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
