Worst Jokes Ever
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.