Worst Jokes Ever
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.