Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
Kenshiro is already dead.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Yourself.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.