Worst Jokes Ever
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.