Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
