What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Worst Jokes Ever
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Max's joke is literally a joke.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
I shit on your furniture.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
I sucked a dick.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
