What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
Worst Jokes Ever
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.
When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.
When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."
The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"No, I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"Excuse me, but where are your manners?"
"Round the corner picking up shit."
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Feminism.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
