Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.