Worst Jokes Ever
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
Potato.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.