Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Worst Jokes Ever
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Trump, must I say more?
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
My name is Jeff.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
your mom
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
