Worst Jokes Ever
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"