Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
Mosely in a white van.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
I fucked your mum!
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
You know Sally? She's dead now.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Touch Down.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.